Worker Profiles

Crystals Don't Meet Quotas: Tyler's First Week As A Coal Worker In The People's Republic He Voted For

Tyler Mossgrove spent three years building a TikTok following by explaining why capitalism was spiritually incompatible with his authentic self. Then the revolution came, the Labor Assignment Bureau opened its doors, and Tyler learned that the collective has absolutely zero interest in his chakra alignment certification. We have his diary. It's not great.

Mar 12, 2026

Comrade Tyler's Revolutionary Awakening: The Beet Fields Don't Care About Your Healing Journey

Tyler Marchetti spent four years building a personal brand around dismantling capitalism from the comfort of his ergonomic desk chair. The Central Planning Committee had other ideas. We obtained exclusive access to his field diary, and honestly, it's a lot.

Mar 11, 2026